Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said you've got to go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Christ! You know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
Finally made the plane to Paris

Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say
You can make it O.K.
You can get married in Gibralta near Spain
Christ! You know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton

Talking in our beds for a week
The newspaper said, say what're you doing in bed?
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
Christ! You know it ain't easy